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I suggest not taping his mouth shut but shutting him in a bathroom(preferably away from where you sleep) and putting in some earplugs.
Use super glue. It will keep the mouth shut, and the cat’s saliva will eventually eat it away by morning, problem solved!
just solder it shut, your cat will look sooooooo bad ass afterwards
i heard a rope around its neck works.
Hey for once the report abuse button needs to be used I’d watch out for PETA though. Those bastards are sneaky
Ahahahaha!!! I could not stop laughing after i read the question and description xD who would do that to their own cat LOL