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My boyfriend is freaking me out. He said he wants to eat my ***** but I don’t have a cat?

Yahoo Laughs — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:27:41 +0000

OK, Kitty, that’s enough trolling for today.

[source via Melissa]

Can some one help me?

Yahoo Laughs — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:23:36 +0000

OK, first up, which which would you like to be?

Next. Let’s work on the spelling before the spells.

[source via Claudia]

Is it possible to get aids from buying a used product from a person who has aids?

Best Prostitute Name?

Yahoo Laughs — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:21:04 +0000

I though this was very good advice:

“just add ‘lil’ or ‘baby’
To whatevers your moms name is
-Hope it helps”

But scroll to the bottom of the answers where someone shares some good old-fashioned college humor like:

She’ll keep your teeth white and your heart pumpin, let’s give it up for TOOTHPASTE!!”
Coming straight out of South America is a Columbian beauty who you wouldn’t mind waking up to every morning. She’ll keep you on your toes… and on your back with her sweet and fresh aroma. gentleman, give it up for COFFEE BEAN!!”
She comes……. in the mail every month. She’s hot. She’s sexy… Give it up for COUPON!!”

[source via Natana]

PENCAP STUCK IN PENIS HOLE?

Bleep bleep, bleep bleep bleep.

Yahoo Laughs — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:02:21 +0000

Why so angry, eh? You’ll give yourself a heart attack.

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How do you read brigands mc online free?

Yahoo Laughs — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:50:48 +0000

But, remember, you have to BUY the book before you can BYE the book.

[source via Harry]

Are you aloud to go on holiday alone at 17?

Yahoo Laughs — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:46:09 +0000

No, you must be very quiet.

[source via Nawt_an_lbr]

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Is it legal to shoot a grizzly bear in the rear with a paintball gun?

Yahoo Laughs — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:58:36 +0000

Oh, I’m sure the bear won’t mind in the least. [source]

Why when i press home on a computer i never get taken to my house?

Yahoo Laughs — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:09:38 +0000

I wonder whose home he gets taken to, then …

[source via Luke]

Toyota corrola s a gay car?

Yahoo Laughs — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:48:02 +0000

Do you mean gay as in “joyful” or gay as in “homosexual” because honestly, cars can’t be either. They can just be cars … except for Toyota’s, maybe. Toyota’s kill.

[source via Melissa who correctly points out that cars are probably gender neutral.]

Exhaust pipe sex, contract STD or catch cancer?

Yahoo Laughs — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:38:45 +0000

Exhausted after sex. Can you blame him?

[source via McSmitty]