Defending against velociraptor attacks?

Posted by Yahoo Laughs in Science on 01 31st, 2010 | 5 comments

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Never underestimate the power of the philosoraptor.

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5 Responses to “Defending against velociraptor attacks?”

  1. Sisco says:
    February 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    These simple illustrations may help you. The first is a diagram of how to raptor proof your house.
    http://xkcd.com/87/
    The second is some of the most important math available to help you in the event of a raptor attack.
    http://xkcd.com/135/

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  2. Sisco says:
    February 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    The point is… you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know… have a little respect

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  3. Schneuf says:
    March 5, 2010 at 8:06 am

    Very easy solution..Go down to the subways look for a guy in a trenchcoat and tell him you would like to buy a T-Rex..He will hand you an egg for the price of 7$ it will then hatch in 8-9 days giving you a baby T-Rex. Feed it and bath it till it grows up in 4yrs. Hopefully you dont get attacked till then

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  4. ScientificResearch says:
    April 28, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    Buy a BIG gun (double barreled shotgun may work, if not -BAZOOKA!)

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  5. Zersk says:
    May 9, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Just be careful, or next you might get Velociraptors with lightsabers fighting Indiana Jones.

    XKCD REFERENCE!!!

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