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Why when i press home on a computer i never get taken to my house?

I wonder whose home he gets taken to, then …

[source via Luke]

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Are you insured for Abduction By Aliens?

 

Would that be Travel Insurance you’d be wanting?

[Source via Roger]


Usenet Binaries: Anonymous downloads at DSL Speed

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I really like the taste of cardboard.?

That’s funny because I really like the taste of roast pheasant.

[source via Luke]

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How can the world possibly end in 2012, if I have a yogurt that expires in 2013?

Bacteria, it’s all about bacteria

[source via izhaaq]


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