Should I publicly shame this woman?

Sure, honey. But why stop with public shame? Go for gold. Splash it all over the internet.

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Penis stuck in cd tray

The only logical answer being …

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My husband stayed out all night

My husband stayed out all night.

Should I give him a good pressing-down when he gets up?

You go right ahead, honey. When hubby gets up, press him back down. 

And when he gets up again, you just press him right back … he’ll be so impressed.

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Why do Stupid people breed?

That was so unexpectedly witty.

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