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Those of you who are in college, how often do you think about sex while you are on campus?

There’s always one guy who thinks about your Mom.

[source: thanks, Matt]

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My mom won’t let me roller skate?

I’m with Matt on this one

[source]

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Is a 49 year old woman too old to sing “My Humps” at karaoke?

QUOTE: “the thought of that is giving me a rection and i haven’t had one of them in 20 years”

Go for it, sister. Give them all “rections”.

[source: Thanks, Brian]

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How do you identify if a child is “lost”?

Probably if they’re in the company of someone named “pedobear”.

… or as Matt says: Check it’s collar.

[source: Matt, who has been busy]