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I accidentally ran over my neighbors cat 17 times what do i do now?

Bury it ?

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Can my neighbors sue me for skinny dipping in their pool

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My alcoholic friend says “BIG UP, down with the hardcore crew” when he sees me?

 

Man needs new friend

Meet him here.

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Is it true being pregnant makes your stupid?

Apparently, being stupid can make you pregnant so no reason why the reverse isn’t true.

John found this one.