Bleep bleep, bleep bleep bleep.
Why so angry, eh? You’ll give yourself a heart attack.
Why so angry, eh? You’ll give yourself a heart attack.
If she’s really that decrepit, forget honesty being the best policy, I think Life Insurance would be the best policy.
(note, the replies are priceless)
[source via KatieC24]
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mmmmm, finger-lickin’ god.
… and what’s with his name. Is it, lick, Beiber or lick, Bieber?
[source via Jaysin]
Annoyingly, your friend’s wallet is exactly where she left it. And what’s with the vagina reference, anyway?
[source via Haley]