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My mum and dad traditionally make me do housework?

Every difficult question has such a simple answer. Just ask Matt!

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Im all sweaty and everything and havent showered in a few days is it even worth showering anytime soon?

Depends whether you want all the other polecats around.

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What are some things that you can only do in America?

God Bless America and AMEN! to that.

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My mom won’t let me roller skate?

I’m with Matt on this one

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