Santa???!!!?

Of course Santa is real. If you’re a good girl, say your prayers and do exactly what your parents ask, Santa might just bring you the instructions for switching off CAPS LOCK this Christmas.

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Do you think my boyfriend had the opportunity to rub his thing yet? Hes incarcerated

It’s hard to know what kind of opportunities your boyfriend has had, however I’m sure he will be ”touched” to know that his thingrubbinghabits are being pondered on the internet.

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Can my neighbors sue me for skinny dipping in their pool

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Marijuana done killed his dreams …

… and his spelling … and his ability to find the shift key