Yahoo Laughs » Lifestyle http://www.yahoolaughs.com Funny Yahoo Answers and Questions Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:56:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 My mom won’t let me roller skate? http://www.yahoolaughs.com/my-mom-wont-let-me-roller-skate/ http://www.yahoolaughs.com/my-mom-wont-let-me-roller-skate/#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:56:26 +0000 Yahoo Laughs http://www.yahoolaughs.com/?p=1280
  • How do you identify if a child is “lost”?
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    I’m with Matt on this one

    [source]

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    ]]>     http://www.yahoolaughs.com/my-mom-wont-let-me-roller-skate/feed/ 0     What is that thing in between my groins? http://www.yahoolaughs.com/what-is-that-thing-in-between-my-groins/ http://www.yahoolaughs.com/what-is-that-thing-in-between-my-groins/#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:32:43 +0000 Yahoo Laughs http://www.yahoolaughs.com/?p=1269
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    Groins? You have more than one groins?

    Do yo have more than one thing that sticks up?

    Are you the Medusa of the Things That Stick UP Between Your Groins?

    [source: spotted by Nick the Dude]

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    ]]>     http://www.yahoolaughs.com/what-is-that-thing-in-between-my-groins/feed/ 0     Is a 49 year old woman too old to sing “My Humps” at karaoke? http://www.yahoolaughs.com/is-a-49-year-old-woman-too-old-to-sing-my-humps-at-karaoke/ http://www.yahoolaughs.com/is-a-49-year-old-woman-too-old-to-sing-my-humps-at-karaoke/#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:12:48 +0000 Yahoo Laughs http://www.yahoolaughs.com/?p=1289
  • Is it true that you don’t need to wear condoms when sleeping with an asian woman since they can’t get pregnant?
  • My 17 year old son doesn’t know how to tie his shoes. Is there something wrong with him?
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    QUOTE: “the thought of that is giving me a rection and i haven’t had one of them in 20 years”

    Go for it, sister. Give them all “rections”.

    [source: Thanks, Brian]

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    ]]>     http://www.yahoolaughs.com/is-a-49-year-old-woman-too-old-to-sing-my-humps-at-karaoke/feed/ 2     How do you identify if a child is “lost”? http://www.yahoolaughs.com/how-do-you-identify-if-a-child-is-lost/ http://www.yahoolaughs.com/how-do-you-identify-if-a-child-is-lost/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:46:02 +0000 Yahoo Laughs http://www.yahoolaughs.com/?p=1272
  • If I was a premature baby do I need to worry about my child being premature as well?
  • I looked up Child porn for social studies seminar and some site named: Detritus.org came up and i clicked on?
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    Probably if they’re in the company of someone named “pedobear”.

    … or as Matt says: Check it’s collar.

    [source: Matt, who has been busy]

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    ]]>     http://www.yahoolaughs.com/how-do-you-identify-if-a-child-is-lost/feed/ 0     Santa???!!!? http://www.yahoolaughs.com/santa/ http://www.yahoolaughs.com/santa/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:28:28 +0000 Yahoo Laughs http://www.yahoolaughs.com/?p=1245
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    Of course Santa is real. If you’re a good girl, say your prayers and do exactly what your parents ask, Santa might just bring you the instructions for switching off CAPS LOCK this Christmas.

    [source]

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    ]]>     http://www.yahoolaughs.com/santa/feed/ 0     Do you think my boyfriend had the opportunity to rub his thing yet? Hes incarcerated http://www.yahoolaughs.com/do-you-think-my-boyfriend-had-the-opportunity-to-rub-his-thing-yet-hes-incarcerated/ http://www.yahoolaughs.com/do-you-think-my-boyfriend-had-the-opportunity-to-rub-his-thing-yet-hes-incarcerated/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:47:12 +0000 Yahoo Laughs http://www.yahoolaughs.com/?p=1237
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  • My boyfriend forced me to have sex with him?
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    It’s hard to know what kind of opportunities your boyfriend has had, however I’m sure he will be ”touched” to know that his thingrubbinghabits are being pondered on the internet.

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  • If I smoke marijuana am I killing Brian cells?
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    … and his spelling … and his ability to find the shift key

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    ]]>     http://www.yahoolaughs.com/marijuana-done-killed-his-dreams/feed/ 0     Asian eyes, HELP ME GET DEM!!? http://www.yahoolaughs.com/asian-eyes-help-me-get-dem/ http://www.yahoolaughs.com/asian-eyes-help-me-get-dem/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:00:53 +0000 Yahoo Laughs http://www.yahoolaughs.com/?p=1173
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    You’re not worthy of dem.

    Sent in by Maddie.

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    ]]>     http://www.yahoolaughs.com/asian-eyes-help-me-get-dem/feed/ 1     How exactly does drawing a circle of chalk on the ground and sitting inside it protect you from demons? http://www.yahoolaughs.com/how-exactly-does-drawing-a-circle-of-chalk-on-the-ground-and-sitting-inside-it-protect-you-from-demons/ http://www.yahoolaughs.com/how-exactly-does-drawing-a-circle-of-chalk-on-the-ground-and-sitting-inside-it-protect-you-from-demons/#comments Wed, 21 Jul 2010 21:39:54 +0000 Yahoo Laughs http://www.yahoolaughs.com/?p=1156
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  • Does water boil inside of us when we have 100+ degree fevers?
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    As one answers says:

    “I’ve never heard that demons are repelled by chalk, I always thought they were repelled by skeptics.”

    Thank you, Patrick for this fine question.

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