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My boyfriend is freaking me out. He said he wants to eat my ***** but I don’t have a cat?

OK, Kitty, that’s enough trolling for today.

[source via Melissa]

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Are you aloud to go on holiday alone at 17?

No, you must be very quiet.

[source via Nawt_an_lbr]

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Is it legal to shoot a grizzly bear in the rear with a paintball gun?

Oh, I’m sure the bear won’t mind in the least. [source]

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Toyota corrola s a gay car?

Do you mean gay as in “joyful” or gay as in “homosexual” because honestly, cars can’t be either. They can just be cars … except for Toyota’s, maybe. Toyota’s kill.

[source via Melissa who correctly points out that cars are probably gender neutral.]