How would an 18 year old guy react if …

… he found out his 12 year old sister just started her period today?

Hi Five! Go Matt

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Im all sweaty and everything and havent showered in a few days is it even worth showering anytime soon?

Depends whether you want all the other polecats around.

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What is that thing in between my groins?

Groins? You have more than one groin?

Do you have more than one thing that sticks up?

Are you the Medusa of the Things That Stick UP Between Your Groins?

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and Roasario, what a sweet answer. I’m sure he’ll be comforted.

Is it true that when you get your wisdom teeth out at the dentist that they break your jaw?

Thank you, James. Sandy will be comforted.

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