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How can I help my 10-year-old grow taller?

By reverse time-travel and choosing a taller father for him.

Thanks for the question, John.

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Im 17 year old boy and I am wondering how I can get my friends to compare penis sizes and various other things?

Seriously, young lad, for the sake of your mental health, this is a daft idea.

Spotted by John [the question, that is].

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How do i take my eyeball out?

We were always told runnng with scissors would do the trick.

Brought to our attention by SAM.

See the special answers here.

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Why christian people blow their noses in restaurants?

 

WTF? How does the person know that the nose-blower is a christian?

Question here.