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Bleep bleep, bleep bleep bleep.

Why so angry, eh? You’ll give yourself a heart attack.

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Exhaust pipe sex, contract STD or catch cancer?

 

Exhausted after sex. Can you blame him?

[source via McSmitty]

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Would my nipples get smaller when they stop growing?

DerekD10… you are a wicked sick person!

[source via Speckledstar]

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How do i find out if i have pregnetsy?

PregnEtsy? Isn’t that where DIY meets WTF? Or is that regretsy being pregnetsy.

[source via Tyler]