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Is it safe to leave my computer on a table when I go to the bathroom at Starbucks?

Are you kidding? It’s not even safe to go to the bathroom at Starbucks.

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I need help. Am I anorexic?

Well, you do look pale, BELLA CULLEN!

[source via Speckledstar]

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I really like the taste of cardboard.?

That’s funny because I really like the taste of roast pheasant.

[source via Luke]

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How can the world possibly end in 2012, if I have a yogurt that expires in 2013?

Bacteria, it’s all about bacteria

[source via izhaaq]


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