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Is there such thing as a machine that just lets you play pc games on it?

 

Well, gee, let’s see … there’s the, uhhh, PC, of course. But I guess you thought of that already.

[source via Justin who seems to spend waaaay too much time on a certain website]

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Masturbate in Ocean . .?

Sure, it’s harmless. Apparently sperm whales do it all the time and the other whales are liars.

[source via Anonymous Man]

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What is bieber fever?

Bieber fever is always terminal. I’m sorry.

[source via LEMONADE]

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I always get beaten on Age of Empires II, any suggestions?

Yep, make ‘em mad!

Thanks, Luke. [source]